So here we are for senior night,
One last moment for Neumann fútball.
Come out to catch one last sight,
Of the the team who stands tall.
So come out to see us this fall.
Come out to support the crowd,
I'd love to see you most of all.
I just want to make you proud.
So this Senior night come cheer,
As we play with our last game ball.
We can't sell you beer,
But come support the best team off all.
So my last post got erased before I could finish so new post. Don't get your hopes up there's a good chance you'll be let down. That's ask I have to say on the matter.
“Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen.
Keep in the sunlight.”
― Benjamin Franklin
“You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.”
― John Lennon
#5 - Role Models
Although we may not know them personally role models are a great way for us to base our actions and success off of. They do not have to be the richest person in the world but it should be someone who we admire in their accomplishments in life. Role models will change over time and we may have multiple role models at one time I'm our lives and that's normal. The challenge is to be like them and to understand that they will be the basis for our lives.
#4 - Teachers, and People Past
School sucks and we might not think highly of our teachers, but understand this, without teachers we do not really understand some situations. Sure school teachers teach us science, math, and grammar, but they also bestow on us wisdom. Even teachers outside of school will teach us something new each day and we should except their knowledge because its going to help us further in our lives.
Those who have came and gone in our lives are equally important because the help shape us into the person we are today. Whether it be an ex-relationship or friends who have parted ways, know that without them you are not who you are today. Sure it's sad but when we look back on it now hopefully things are cleared between the two people and know they are still very important in our lives.
#3 - Friends
The greatest things about friends is the fact that they may know more about us than anyone else in the world, and the best part is they are still our friends. That's cause for celebration because sometimes we can be real pricks. Know that our friends are always going to be there for us whenever we need help and they may be one of the easiest people we will encounter in our lives to ask for help. Never be afraid to ask for help.
#2 - Family
When everything seems to go to hell remember that family will always be there to help guide us on our way. Face it we cannot escape our family we are born into it. Hopefully we are still on good terms with our family because one of the sadist things in life is a family that has split, and not because they moved away but because of disputes. Hopefully love always exists I'm pur families.
#1 - God
Love this or hate this I don't care. If you believe in a God or not I don't care I am not going to judge but if you do remember that when all else fails, God doesn't. And whatever God you believe in doesn't matter God will always love us because we are his creation. So just understand that if everything feels like shit has hit the fan, God will always be there for us.
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard
Have you ever asked yourself why things have to be so difficult? Why can't things be so easy with the technology these days? Listen today we have radar right? Well today I had a soccer match scheduled in a place about 50 minutes away and there's a 90% chance of storms all day and you can't play soccer in the middle of a thunder storm. However, out of the kindest of the home team's heart they insisted on trying to squeeze the game in. So we go down and 50 minutes later we get off the bus and what do you know? It's thundering. So we scurry over to the bench get ready and start the warm ups. Fifteen minutes later we are in the locker room for about an hour. Who would have seen this coming? Maybe everyone who watched the weather? I mean come on they have radar for a reason.
I wouldn't be so mad if I didn't have to write an 1000 word report due tomorrow when I got back. I mean it's just a waste of time and money. So we get back around 6 and I come home eat and type my report. After I'm done I'm looking to print it off like most people do and what do you know the computer the printer is hooked up to is broken. So I bring my laptop out and I plug in the printer and it says it needs the drivers installed so I look for the CD and I find the holder for it. The disk isn't in there. That would be too easy. So I try downloading the drivers online. That. Didn't. Work. So bow its been like 45 minutes. I get another laptop and try printing from that. Thank God the drivers were installed, but the queue for printing was backed up so I had to restart some things and its about 20 more minutes before I finally get the papers printed off and they didn't even print correctly. Typical. So three computers later and I finally got the papers printed. It took me longer to do that than to type the paper.
Needless to say the family will be getting a new printer for Christmas. In this day in age I feel in shouldn't have to be testing out my hair to print off 4 pieces of paper. It just seems ridiculous. I don't have good days I have bad days and neutral days. But I guess the moral of the story is he have bad days to enjoy the good ones.
“In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it!”
― C. JoyBell C.
“Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
― L.M. Montgomery
Dear world: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole life in your judgment for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to judge us on you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain...a bum...a shy guy...a lover...a lady's man...a worker...a know-it-all...a shadow...and a nobody
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Club.
So I bet your thinking what in the hell is he talking about. Scroll down and look at the photo. In fact I wrote this wearing that. Yes I'm Ninja Nate.
What does this have to do with any of you?
Well... I'm trying to tell you to have fun. And don't let anything get in your way of having fun. We are going to do things that piss people off. We get out of control every now and then. Does that make us bad people? No, hell no it doesn't. It makes us better actually. We are supposed to have fun that's what life is for. Don't let those Debbie Downers tell you not to have fun. Have fun. Be your "ninja" whatever that might be. And yea you might get in trouble now and then but you live and you learn. Again it doesn't make us stupid or a bad person because all we are doing is doing what we were made for. They can't take that away from you. If they do tell them, "Uhuh. I'm being my ninja self." Killjoys are boring. (By the way what sounds better killjoy or joykill? Personally I think joykill but people tell me I'm wrong. I don't know.) So everyone who reads this remember we all have our inner "ninja" whatever are you going to do with it? Release him? Or suppress him? Probably should go with the first one. Go ahead take a leap for once in your life. Do it.
Unleash your "ninja!"
If you wanna know how to do the ninja mask, here are the steps:
1. Take a shirt put and put your head through the head hole, but don't put your arms through.
2. Flip the back part of the shirt over your head and over your for head to make the top part of the mask.
3. Now take the sleeves of the shirt, and tie them behind your head. The bottom part of the mask should fall into place then.
4. Then make some fine adjustments.
5. BAM! NINJA!
Tip flip down the bottom here and there to get some fresh air I'm getting light headed just typing this.
Bases loaded. Two outs. Bottom of the 9th. Down by three runs. What do you do? Swing for the fences? Try to chip away hit by hit run by run hoping that your team mates can bring home some runners as well?
That scenario should draw some thought up in your mind. I'll help. Take a walk. Go someplace where you can see your reflection. What do you see? Probably 95% of you reading this would say some kind of physical trait. You would say hair color, eye color, short, tall, skinny, fat. But then there are you smart asses that say, "I see myself." THAT'S GOOD! But look deeper. You are off on the right track. But as you look deeper, look at your strengths and weaknesses along with your personality.
Now your wondering what does this have to do with the scenario about baseball? Well here it is. You could swing for the fences if you are capable of hitting one out of the park. Or you could try for a double or triple if you have the batting ability and speed. Or if you are new to the game and your in this position you pray for a single or anything actually that would get runs in.
Now. Take what you just read and apply it to your current problem. Look at your strengths. Everyone is different. We got different problems as well. But I believe we can all deal with our problems in our own way using our strengths and eliminating our weaknesses. I can't tell you how to do that because I don't know your strengths. However, I can tell you to look at your reflection. Tell yourself your strengths and work on them. Figure a way to use them to your advantage. You have been given them for a reason. You just need to learn how to use them. And if you say you don't have any, well then your a dirty liar. I believe in you. I believe you can fight your own battles and fix your problems. Even chase a dream you have. If I believe in you, you need to believe in you.
We've all been in a position where we were denied something that we wanted, have we not? The next thing we do is try to get over that depressing moment. There's a lot of ways we do this and nobody does one thing the exact same way as another person. But the thing about moving on is the only person that is ok with this is us and maybe whatever we are moving on with. Depending on what it is. Have you ever noticed whoever denied us what it was we wanted hates the idea of us moving on? Think about it. It's kinda funny isn't it. The person that hurts us gets mad because we are trying to be happy. Stupid isn't it? What can we do? The answer is nothing. We can't do anything about it besides let it go. The truth is they are selfish. It's not their fault. Humans by nature are selfish. But in a way it is their fault because they do not have to fall into human nature. Our goal in life is to be ultimately happy correct? Correct. The selfish people deny you but they don't want you to leave because they know your not the best, but they know you are desperate enough that if they got hurt, you are their fall back. Listen. That's bull shit. We aren't anyone's fall back. We can teach them that we have the power to find someone better than them. It's true we can. I speak from experience here. It's bull shit to think you are not good enough for someone because I believe that you have a chance to get with anyone. Trust me. If said this before it is something that I strongly believe. And I think it's right for anyone to move on for their own good. And I think it's bull shit for someone to get pissed of because you move on. And I think we should forget about them. It's their loss. Selfishness has ruined them. They have forgotten about what they truly wanted and they push others away. It catches up to them over time though. But believe me I'm speaking about this out of experience and I'm in a tough place because I fell head over heels for a girl that I have never met in my life. She doesn't know I exist. It sucks. It does. But I'm hoping or a miracle here. And I'm not afraid to say any of this, because I think most people understand how this feels because they have been there too. They just won't tell you. So let's wish for luck. Good luck to you and good luck to me to get this girl.
Poetry is not my thing. And what you are about to read was for English class. Sorry if there's any problems in the grammar I don't really check. These post about poems really seem to relate and I'm sure you can find they relate to you too. So here it is:
In Walt Whitman’s poem, “O Captain! My Captain!”, Whitman uses deep imagery to depict President Abraham Lincoln. Whitman’s persona cries out to the dead Lincoln rejoicing in the great deeds and accomplishments he has achieved. The persona uses rhetorical devices throughout the three stanza poem making known what Whitman wants the reader to understand. Although the poem uses rhetorical devices to depict a scene with a dead President Lincoln, actually this poem relates to the dreams of the students in The Dead Poets’ Society.
The author, Walt Whitman, uses rhetorical devices to capture a picture featuring a dead President Lincoln. For example, Whitman says, “For you the flag is flung” (2.10). Whitman uses an example of alliteration to emphasize and to draw a picture in the readers mind of a flag flying in the air, symbolizing victory. Whitman uses alliteration to draw attention to the line. He tries to keep the readers attention to make sure the readers see President Lincoln as a victorious person for all the good he did for the country. Whitman uses a type of epistrophe when he says, “Fallen cold and dead” (1.8) Whitman uses this phrase three times, once each at the end of each stanza. Whitman uses this to give parallel structure to his poem, to make it flow, and to point out the tragic death of Abraham Lincoln. The phrase paints a vivid picture of a man laying on the floor pale and cold, not breathing, but dead.
The dead body of Lincoln relates metaphorically to the dreams and hopes of the graduated students in the movie, The Dead Poets’ Society. In the movie, Mr. Keating uses “O Captain! My Captain!” as the first poem he teaches his class about. He tells them to refer to him as “captain.” In light of this, Keating tries to make his class understand this poem foreshadows their dreams if they do not chase their hopes. Keating wants his students to live happily, not with regrets and broken hearts. Not with living with dead dreams, Keating uses unconventional ways of teaching. He tries not to directly teach his students, but he leads them on, hoping they figure out for themselves. He uses poetry, because poetry opens minds, allowing one to think of the meaning for themselves.
Walt Whitman’s poem relates a dead person to dead dreams. Mr. Keating hopes to teach his students that they do not need to end up broken. He wants them all to succeed in finding themselves and their hopes. Whitman writes this poem to describe President Lincoln dead, but this poem opens minds to new ways of thinking and opens thoughts to relate the poem to everyday lives.
I hope this helps you find yourself. I know this helps me to figure out what I want a little. Please live by "Carpe Diem" helps reduce the pain sometimes.
Here's to the ones that ask for help in their lives. There's no shame in it. It's a good thing. It helps is to understand what are weaknesses are. Non of us are as strong as we think and it's ok to accept that. So next time things get rough for you ask for help. It might surprise you with a beautiful outcome.
Everyone has problems with other people. This is common among high schoolers and then it tapers off. It's disappointing. It happens. That's how it is. Haters are gonna hate. The thing we need to do though, let it go and laugh. We are used, people use us because they see us as vulnerable and they use us like we are expendable. Then they find someone better someone that they actually care about. Then what happens to us you say? Well we are just thrown aside and they don't give to shits about us. That's how it is. They don't care. They never will care. It's how it is. To them we are little pawn in their game of chess. But we aren't we are much more than that. We are knights. We are rooks. We are bishops. Hell. WE ARE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF THAT CHESS GAME. We are able to do much more than what we, ourselves, or what they think. We are able to do more than what we believe we can do. The problem is though. We miss one ingredient. One small thing. But that small thing makes a big difference. We need heart. We need to believe in ourselves at all time. That's where we need to start. All of us. Anyone can tell you what to do. They have the ability to push you around. They don't have the right. But we have the right to stand up for ourselves, and for the others that need our help. So stand up. Let them know who you are. And never back down.
Here's to like the 11 people that are taking the SAT Class thing. We have fun. "We cry, laugh, and make fun of together." We also celebrate when we get things right. Yea we have fun in that class. Probably more than you'd expect. So here's to us thinking it would be hell but turning out that it's fun. Because sometimes we deserve to have fun in school.
Here's a little something I had to type up for English class, hope you can relate.
The poem, “To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time” by Robert Herrick, explains life. The poem tries teaching it’s readers how to live. People forget what life offers them. People waste their lives tampering with small minute details that mean nothing. Although people believe they live their lives the right way, actually the poem by Robert Herrick tell them how to live.
“To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time” by Robert Herrick tells humans to live life to the fullest. Robert Herrick states through the poem, life moves fast. Herrick wants the readers to understand they need to find what matters to them personally and follow it. Herrick uses the example of a rose to depict the quickness of life. Herrick writes, “And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying” (1.3-4). Herrick uses this personification to relate a flower to the lives of humanity. The author knows humans do not live long. Humans live life quickly. Herrick implies humans live like the rose, they live their lives strong and firm, smiling; but then death arrives soon after, and they wither away. Herrick wants the readers to understand they need to seize the day, live life without regrets.
“Carpe Diem.” Seize the day. This Latin phrase teaches the students in the movie, Dead Poet’s Society, to live their lives without looking back. Mr. Keating tells his students to seize the day during their youth. Keating believes everyone needs to live his or her life out doing what they want. He believes in freedom, he does not want people trapped inside their own regret. Keating’s students take his words to heart, and take risks leaving school grounds at night to do something they find interesting. Keating explains the phrase, “Carpe diem”, as freeing humans from the enslavement of others expectations of themselves. Humans cannot live under the pressure from someone else, if her or she feels they want to do something completely different, then they can.
Seizing the day applies to the lives of everyone. We all relate to “carpe diem.” We cannot live under the pressures of someone else, especially if we do not have the same interests. We live free of what others think, say, and do to us. We live independent from one another. Nobody controls what we do, and we cannot allow them to. We do as we want, and we live the direct consequences from our decisions, good or bad; however we must seize the day during our prime so we do not end our lives living in regret.
“To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time” by Robert Herrick calls for acting upon life. Everyone lives his or her life differently. They seize their own day. Herrick tells the readers to seize the day during their youth, because he knows regret falls upon the ones who do not. Everyone lives their lives under pressures of everyone around them. This way of living needs to change for their betterment.
Here's to the ones that are always there for us. Our friends. Our best friends. Spend time with them. As soon as you can make memories that will last, because you'll regret it if you don't. Girlfriends and boyfriends are nice but remember your friends that came along before them. Don't forget them because it's annoying. We've all been in that position. Face it your friends will be there more than anyone besides your family. They will always be there. Until they die. God forbid. So today have one hell of a time with the people that are always there.
Some of the greatest things we are given in life are our friends. Our true friends stick with us thick and thin. They never leave us hanging. Friends are our bodies conscience and voice of reason in human form. Now I realize that not all our friends keep us in check all the time. However it's the little things that they with us and for us that keep us who we are. Some of the most fun things we do are with our friends especially our best friends. They make life filled with zest and pep. We should never take our friends for granted because think about life without your friends. It would suck. What would you do. I know. Stay in your parent's basement and watch TV and play video games 24/7. So while you are with your friends, live it up and make sure that you never waste a moment with them.
We sleep. It's natural. Some snore. Some kick. Some toss and turn and fall out of bed. What is it you do? For me, I have a variation of tossing and turning. Usually I got to bed at a decent time. But when I'm sleeping, around 2 o'clock at night, I sometimes have this problem. No I don't pee myself. But my bed sots up against the wall. And I usually sleep on that side. So I cannot really turn into it because I would hit my head. The sleeping me doesn't care though he's just gonna do what ever he wants. So I'm sleeping and when I turn I kick myself up in the air and turn. So om sleeping and the WHAM! I kick myself up and turn, hitting my head on the wall. I wake up. I think "what in the hell." Then I fall asleep like nothing happened. Then an hour later I do the same exact thing and fall asleep like nothing even phased me again.
But if you think that's bad, two summers ago I went to the beach with my cousins. We had a bunk bed. I was on the bottom bunk. I couldn't really sit up underneath the top bunk. And there were little metal bars that support the top mattress. And every night when we were all sleeping g around 2 I sat up. BAM! I smack my head on the bar my cousin said. He didn't know what it was but the one night he climbed down and figured it out. I never knew I did it. I just fell back asleep apparently. The one night though we slept I did the same exact thing the room wakes up and everyone just cracked up. Waking me up. And then I started laughing.
So if you have some crazy sleeping habits, that's alright I do to. And other people do to they just won't admit it. Another point to this is it's alright to be weird. You just have to learn to laugh at yourself sometimes. Weird is good. Different is good.
Here's to all of you who read this blog. We want to thank you from our three man team. Without you guys we would not have reached 1,000 views today! So we really appreciate all the time (probably a couple minutes a day) that you take to read our posts. If only we could get you guys to vote in the poll. In time I guess.
But thanks everyone!
Imagine driving and just cruising on like a country road nobody around. And. BAM. One of your favorite songs come on. Now you could be thinking: "What an idiot. Just play your iPod." Yea I guess you could do that. But let me tell you the feeling you get when it comes on the radio is much more exciting than when you play it on your iPod. When it comes on the radio, unless the song recently came out, you think: "Shit, I haven't heard this in forever!" Then when it's over you feel happy, but you also miss it already. You don't get that feeling when you play it from an iPod or a MP3. Another thing about the radio, it always seems like it knows how you're feeling, doesn't it? The radio can either be your best friend or the biggest dick at this point. Say your in love right? But the thing is there's no chance or you just got through a hard ass break up. So you turn on the radio. Guess what plays. Slow songs and love songs. Doesn't that just suck ass? I don't know maybe I'm backwards but that's just how I feel. But then in another way, you cold be in the best mood. And all the radio plays are your favorite songs or songs that you can just relate to and just connect. At that point, you sing, don't you? And you don't just sing, but you sing loud. Not only that, but you feel so happy when that happens. It's not indescribable but it's a pretty good feeling. Your happy. And that's what matters in life. Seriously have fun in idea every chance you get. Take risks as well. Because someday you will be old. Yea that sucks. But it's the truth. We all grow old. But we don't have to live with regret. Don't be someone who wished they had more fun. Even if that does mean turning on your radio to your favorite station and praying that you have that awesome experience where you could just sit there and listen to it for hours on end. Just don't let the commercials bother you. Just flip the station for a minute or two.
Here's to the new guy on the task team for the blog. Ben is now the funny guy and the odd fact guy for the team. It's great to have him as an author. Make sure to check his posts out.
Both Adolf Hitler and Napolean Bonaparte both only had one testical
Now You Know
To all baseball fans:
In the coming weeks, Spring Training games start for the MLB Teams. In light of this amazing happening, a new poll has been added to the side bar. The poll is to see what your favorite MLB Team is. Hopefully we actually get votes, unlike the last poll where we got all of 0 votes. Plus I would like to see the spread of the baseball fans that read this blog.
Thank you.
P.S. LETS GO METS!
For turning in for change. Because he says he needs change. Maybe this will jump start him.
So considering yesterday was Sunday, nothing was put up. And it will continue to be that way. We observe the Sabath.
Not really I just need a day off too.
The fuck right?
How many of you had someone special in your life? Someone of any relationship. I'm sure you all have. It sucks when they're gone. Doesn't it? Sorry to say. They're gone now. Not coming back. Living or passed. They aren't coming back. How's that feel? SHITTY I KNOW. Now try to move on. How hard is that FUCKING HARD ISN'T IT? Now think if something that you would hate to see happen to that person. Now you just saw it. The thing that you would hate to see happen just happened. How shitty do you feel now?
I'm not here to make you feel like shit. I'm here to get you to see my point of view. We all have problems in life. I'm not the only going through this right now. You let someone go and then everything comes flooding back in. It's like why? Truth is there's nothing you can do for it now. You're screwed. You're going to have to live like this until some shit happens and you get over it. It's a hard thing to do I know I'm living that moment right now. And I'm sucking at getting through it. It's like that stage where you hate yourself but you gotta push through because you can't be a quiter. We just gotta fight on for those who give a damn about the blog and can relate to this. Only time will tell.
Stay strong everyone.
For kicking Kurt Stroble's ass today in COD. Probably one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Congrats to co-writer Stephen
There are two types of people in this world:
Ones that have shit thrown at them, and they see it and they do something about it.
Or
Ones that have shit thrown at them and they just let it happen to them.
Which one are you? Either is fine. But change if you think it's right for you. If you're tired of who you think you are change. But only for yourself. Don't ever change for someone else because if it doesn't work out. You may never be who you once were. And that just sucks. Don't let anyone tell you who you are or who you should be. Take control of your life and live it the way you want to live it.
Screw what others think.
For teaching teens that you don't just let people push you around. We can stand up for ourselves. Do what we want.
"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."
Phones are one of the most interesting things. Technological advances led to smart phones after the flip phones which came from the huge ass phones that you have to pull the antenna out just to listen to a call.
Phones are nice and everything but what is the point of having them if you don't freaking use it. I try to text people and nobody responds. And this is after they tell me they are free all day... WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE. Next time I will take their phone and give them a potato because that's pretty much what their smart phone are to them. Potatoes.
If you read this please don't be like the people I described in this post. It only pisses people off.
Don't be a lazy fat ass.
"All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers."
Happy Valentines Day to all. To the ones that have nobody join the club. But think of it this way what you do tonight is endless and your not on a leash. If you want someone I'm sure there's people out there that are looking for someone. Who knows maybe it will last. For those who already have someone...have fun. But remember do something sweet for your sweetheart because if you don't they will leave you. The only thing worse than losing your significant other is losing the one Valentines Day. So there's the pressure. Deal with it.
Wanna know what makes me mad?
Imagine it's a cold winter's day. You have a nice cup of hot hot chocolate. Watching your favorite shows. You settle down in your comfy chair. When BAM! THE TELEPHONE RINGS. The dang telephone all the way across the house rings. And it's not like you were sitting down for hours and you can feel your stomach enlarging and you need to get up and stop being fat. It's like as soon as your butt cheeks graze the fabric of the recliner. When you're in mid motion to relax. You can't stop. Oh no. You have to actually sit down for a split second and then get back up. It's like the person is watching your every move trying to make life difficult. They think, "Well let's see how they like this." It's even worse when you had a long day at work or school, whatever floats your boat. Here's the thing though, when you pick up the phone guess who it is. That's right a telemarketer or one of those damn recordings. What do you do then. If it's a wired phone you could slam it down. But if it's wireless you could forcefully push that red button. They really don't give off the same message. Next time this happens to you, yell, "SCREW IT!" AND YOU WATCH THAT SHOW AND ENJOY YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE!
Sitcoms come and go, but one of my all time favorites is "Friends". It's probably one of the best sitcoms EVER. The best duo I think of characters on any show is Joey and Chandler. Joey characterized by his "How you doin'?" motto. And Chandler by his "Can I be anymore..." Cracks me up every time. If you have not watched it I recommend you do and if you read this like you're supposed to when you get on my blog, and you don't watch it, I hope you grow up alone. Forever. Losing all your friends....even your best friend. Because your quality of life has not risen above boring and pointless until you watch this amazing made show. Highlighting the way friends are supposed to act towards each other.
GET SOME... FRIENDS
Picture this:
You and your best friend are walking outside on a cold winter's game. When you open the door leading to the outside your friend yells, "IT'S COLD AS BALLS OUT!"
.....
What...what does that EVEN MEAN?
Think about it. "Cold as balls." I mean you sit there and think long and hard about it. No pun intended. But seriously sit down and think since when are balls cold? Now some times there are cold balls but are they cold enough that you can compare them to the weather? I don't know that's your call. Comment maybe if you agree or disagree with me. I don't think that's a good analogy though. Whatever it's how it is I guess.
Another, "... as ever" I hear this even more. Walking down the hall, "YO! She's hot as ever!" Wait. How does that make sense? What is "ever" in that context? We don't know. We never will. Doesn't that piss you off? IT PISSES ME OFF. I don't understand. People use it all the time too! " It's cold as ever out." "YO! He's nice as ever." I mean come what is as ever. It's nothing. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AS EVER. THERE I'M COOL I USED IT.
I never really understood salty either...
Like I know how to use it but...salt. Really? Where's that coming from? Why not pepper? Or paprika? That's a leap I know...
I'm out.....as ever. I'm sorry. Had to.
